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My name is Sara. I'm from Michigan.

sexpansion:

*covers up real feelings with aggressive sarcasm*

So bored and lonely at night. #blonde #lonely #changeofhaircolor #different

So bored and lonely at night. #blonde #lonely #changeofhaircolor #different

She’s enjoying this weather just as much as I am. Just got back from a walk to put air in Jakes bike and what are the odds that it’s out of order?

She’s enjoying this weather just as much as I am. Just got back from a walk to put air in Jakes bike and what are the odds that it’s out of order?

itstonybetch:

doritoslocostacosupreme:

when your mom comes home and you know she has food

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when you’re half asleep and you remembered to do something

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when you get done with your 4th sit up

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when your alarm goes off but you can’t be bothered to wake up

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jackhoward:

randomredux:

sharerz:

Ahora todo tiene sentido

Oh my god it got better

This just kept going

jackhoward:

randomredux:

sharerz:

Ahora todo tiene sentido

Oh my god it got better

This just kept going

gothamswhore:

nowaywhorehey:

We’ve all had that awkward moment where we accidentally touched our friend’s boob

Fug that, I touch all my friends boobs.

nefertsukia:

setbabiesonfire:

mitunas-choice-rump:

misterjosephstalinonthedrums:

fragmentsofmysanity:

these are my kittens, yes they meow weird, but they are mine. i found them all on my own. they are my ohana. back the fuck off camera.

are you fucking kidding me

SHE LIKE FLASHES HER CLAWS IN THE FIRST GIF LIKE BITCH STEP BACK

This is the best thing ever. It won the internet. Congrats.

She’s NOT flashing her claws out aggresively. She is kneading into the air, meaning she’s very happy and relaxed. This is overly adorable.

kewkitty:

Kitty does not know what to do with the butterfly that landed on its paw.

kewkitty:

Kitty does not know what to do with the butterfly that landed on its paw.

iampintsized:

edwardspoonhands:

tastefullyoffensive:

[collegehumor]

To the people who are always asking “WHEN ARE YOU AND KATHERINE GONNA MAKE A BABY!?”

I love that “your friend’s dog” is almost zero effort and almost as much fun as a dragon.

iampintsized:

edwardspoonhands:

tastefullyoffensive:

[collegehumor]

To the people who are always asking “WHEN ARE YOU AND KATHERINE GONNA MAKE A BABY!?”

I love that “your friend’s dog” is almost zero effort and almost as much fun as a dragon.