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My name is Sara. I'm from Michigan.

barebackinq:

a strip club but instead of naked women its cute dogs that you give dog treats to for them to do tricks

41mojitos:

I swear to God if I hear one more person say that having a tongue piercing must mean you give blowjobs I’m going to kick them

so-goodnight-moon-goodnight-you:

how do people think lip/tongue piercings are gross they are literally the hottest things ever

hardc0remertt:

So erm I need some advise on tongue piercings, like how long does the lisp last and how long till I can eat properly haha
Cheers guys :*

I’ve had mine pierced for one week today and I still have a lisp and mine is still slightly swollen but definitely not as much. It’s been a week and I changed it already. Wendy’s frosty’s has been my best friend so far and mashed potatoes with extra gravy. I’m just now being able to almost eat normally. Good luck and don’t forget the mouth wash!:)

ignitionremix:

it’s a beautiful day to give me money

coca-cola:

There are hundreds of names but only one person on your mind.

coca-cola:

There are hundreds of names but only one person on your mind.

gracefullikeagazelle:

knives-and-pipes:

upgraders:

most private thing im willing to admit: im not good at estimating how much pasta is enough for one person 

image there’s a tool for that

I’m sorry, does that scale progress from a child to a HORSE?